Thursday, April 01, 2010

Bye Bye Cookies - Hello Broccoli!

In a shocking development, Super Giant Google underwent a name change and is now going by the name of Topeka. How awesome is that!?! Yeah - Wicked Awesome!!! We agree!

We were so inspired by this move that we decided a little change in strategy might just be a good idea. After grueling research and heated discussion the answer suddenly became obvious. We decided to change our entire product line from cookies to BROCCOLI! Genius, right? We agree again!

A quote from our President and Broccoli Pioneer Big Al:

"All Google is doing is simply changing a name. Nothing else is different(just do an image search and you'll see). What we are doing is truly revolutionary. By changing from cookies to broccoli we are addressing the growing(no pun) popularity of the vegetable which for years has been underrated and under appreciated. Give our broccoli a try and we know that you'll agree!"

Lots of exciting broccoli announcements coming soon so stay tuned!

Wicked Good Broccoli